P.S.

Last night, I had a dream that a dog was trying to convince me to have sex with him. I resisted and then it turned into a man. I was too clever and continued to resist despite the convincing metamorphosis. 

I ran away and got stoned in a park while waiting to go to class. Then, a Japanese girl came over to me and began talking about how adorable I was. She took my head in her lap and brushed my hair until I realized that the situation was bizarre and inappropriate. At this point I flipped out and began yelling obscenities at her. She ran away and I went to play on some slides, which is where the dog caught up to me.       

Interpretations?