What is your problem?

My peers must think I am constantly on something. 

I am used to their vacant stares by now and I have to be honest, I kind of like confusing them. While I was in class tonight, I received a call from a strange number. I was hoping whomever it was would leave a message. Nothing.

"You know, I hate when I don't pick up calls from people I don't know and they don't leave a message. It leaves me wondering if it was some sort of secret call. What if a unicorn just called me and I missed it?"

They looked up from their drafting boards and stared for roughly seven seconds then went back to work. 

Last week, a girl next to me mumbled, "Jesus Christ," when she received a text message. 

I leaned over and asked, "Jesus is texting you? Oh god, I am still waiting for him to text me!" 

They looked up, gave me the "what are you even talking about right now?" look. It's ammunition at this point.

At least I have someone to share my stories with at the end of the day. I can always count on a laugh.